Money makes people Hot

So let me give a little context to what is going on in these pictures. I participated in a class called Snap2. Basically the Pasadena Art Alliance sold portrait sessions with Art Center photo students. I believe there were something like 50 patrons that ordered portraits and in the end there was a show and art auction at the Armory Center for the Arts in Pasadena. These pictures are from that show.

The reason I feel I should mention this is so that you’ll understand who these ladies are. They are members of the Pasadena Art Alliance so you know a couple of things about them. They live in Pasadena. (Nice Homes. Expensive Neighborhoods.) They are into Art. (Probably pretty forward thinking) They have extra money to be giving to the Art Alliance in this shitty economy. (Rich Rich Rich.) They also want a 19-28 year old taking their picture. (Often into loose wild contemporary young art.)

This is the recipe for a MILF. Now that’s a term that I hate. But unfortunately ever since those assholes wrote it into the American Pie script we are stuck with it. The point is, these women we’re a little bit older and sooooo hot. Also, if you fell a little bit behind on your DSL bill and needed a couple of bucks so that you could keep playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 online, they wouldn’t quite understand what you were talking about but they’d cut you a check on the spot. They we’re really fun to be around. They make me want to start hitting the gym everyday and get a job cleaning pools. But alas I am too old to be exciting to them.

So I’m writing this to all the teenage boys out there. It’s all about bi’s, tri’s, pec’s, ab’s and lat’s. And don’t forget to work the glut’s. And I suggest that you get a pool skimmer and just head down to the YMCA and practice your “skim, wipe brow, skim, take off shirt, skim, slowly look up from your work to ‘notice’ her noticing you” over and over until you really get it right. Good luck, Men. We’re all counting on you.