Subtle inaccuracies.

Look guys. I lie on here all the time. Do you actually think I did it with a prostitute in Sydney? No. I’m pretty sure it was some separate town or suburb or something. My point is this…

Let’s don’t nobody use these blog posts as a credible source for anything.

When I say people “did it” with other people that don’t mean nothin’. That could just be kissing or buying ice cream. It could also be sex but it could also be a lie for the sake of your entertainment on the internet or “internetainment”.

In the future if controversy on the internet or “interconteraversy” arises I will direct people to this page.

Remember. This shit is lies like Bokononism. Also Pregnancies may be Just My Imagination like Eddie Kendricks.