Red Lights : Red Lion
This was a fairly laid back evening at the Red Lion. No drama. Just Drinking. The first picture is a commentary on media in our society and also a commentary on how my pictures generally all look the same. I am of course kidding. I don’t do commentary. 
I have since learned the name of the girl in the second photo. I am still really attracted to her. Luckily I never see her so there will be no “complications” that stem from this my billionth crush. I should really try to sit down sometime and try to come up with a list of every girl I’ve ever had a crush on in my life. Impossible? Probably. Let’s do a little exercise list to find out.
*The list of crushes that followed has been removed. I started to feel really weird about it*
*That’s okay, right? It’s okay for me to feel weird about stuff right?*
*I hate this feeling.*
Okay. I’m getting tired of this. Which means you got tired of it 15 names ago. I’m going to think on this concept and possibly do something cool with it. I probably won’t though. The name of the girl in the second photo is Ghazal. Add her to the list.
I’ll quickly add this second page from the Red Lion. Everything I wrote here is true. They DO frighten me sexually. And that IS a deep ass Vee.
November 18, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Fascinating. I don’t think I’d ever have the courage to make such a list. Maybe on flash paper with matches handy. Also, I don’t think you’re ever going to get your Super Bowl bet cashed — she married that Dave guy. Don’t know if you knew that.
November 18, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Alright people. Write it down. At 8:29PM PST 11.18.2009 Jedediah Johnson found out that he officially has nothing left to live for. Katie is married. Might as well throw in the towel on this hideous abortion called “life”. Also he mispells his friends names and the word “misspells”. And he makes up sex and babies. What a douche.
November 18, 2009 at 12:47 pm
First, it’s “Louis.”
Second, I never had a “turn with her.” I just pined for her for a bit. Looking back, I’m glad that’s all that happened.
November 18, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Damn. I knew I was lying about the “turn with her”. But I have no idea what I was doing misspelling your name. I was late for class so my mind was probably elsewhere. Damn it. I’d misspell my head if it wasn’t attached.